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Awight Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm the lyric boy. As well as the frontman, which is a pretty decent job. Especially as loads
of people want it. Bastards. Either way, I used to ply my trade in a small band called Satan's Fish, but now I'm in The Ponies,
and we're gonna get big, just you wait. You know people say "Who do you know that is going to be famous?" I'm that
person you know. So get to know me fast, otherwise you won't be able to jump on the bandwagon.
I play guitar as well, as I am a man of many virtues. I'm getting there, I think. I'm not quite as good as my guitar,
though. But who the hell cares?
We've been writing songs like they're going out of fashion, so do download some from this here website if you'd be so
kind. And tell all your record label associates about us. Come on, I know you've got them. Anyway, thanks for the visit and
NEVER NEVER NEVER drink half a bottle of whisky in 15 minutes.
You'll pay my wages one day.
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