I've never been in here in my life
You're all regulars you say
Pint in hand and foot on floor
I can tell how long you've been that way

You're dull as hell, the background drone
We pay to play then we go home
I can tell you've seen a few 
They're so much better than you

<stomach busting solo>

Go on, have a giggle
It's a one riff song, it's true
But I bet you can't play
Which proves we're better than you

See that guy the other night
He played a stratocaster
He was better than all of you
And he played much faster

<drum solo>

Sorry if we're arrogant
We apologise, it's true
But you still need telling,
The Welsh are better than you

Better than you!
(Better than you)

Better than you! 
(Better than you)

Better than you!
(Better than you)
WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU!